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Facts About Dick

Dick Archibald "QUACKERS THE DUCKIE" Wolfgang Nightingale William Scott Sherlock Mozart III
I cannot communicate without resorting to violence.
Gender: Genderfluid
Species: Goose
Age: 90808483408973797392739279372937297392739279327937293792739273927392937927392
Birthday: 6/9
Hair color: His real hair color is blonde but he wears a premium horse wig in the shade licorice black.
Eye color: Black
Personal Information
  KKK, the Russian mob, The Italian Mafia
  CEO of APPLE, Tesco cashier.
  Banana Cabana
  Qauckie, Quack man, Goose, Dick, Balls, Wolfgang. xXpooplordXx
  Howie, Octo, Bunny, Narwhal, Ant, Baboon others
  Jamie, Handsome Jack
Love Interests:
  Ryan Reynolds, Jamie,
  Yes, The Holocaust. Attending KKK meetings
  Scary monsters, Hitler, Past memories, Harold,
Anne Marianne Nowak.
Homer, Marie, Oliver, Pumbaa, Mickey, Fish, Little Ugly, Dorothy, Elmo, Mambi, Rufus and Alpha
Mandy (sister)


Other ducklings
Production Information
First Appearance:
  It's My Party
Voiced by:
David Berni

Chicken, also known as QUACKERS THE DUCK was a former comedian, politican, and singer songwriter. He passed away at the young age of 98 due to a standoff with the police after 3 years of tax evasion, deforestation, arson, and murder. He is a well known Holocaust survivor as well as an activist for men's rights.


  • Duck is always shown with his teeth flashing. He is only shown with his mouth completely shut is in some episodes.
  • Duck has royal roots.
  • Nothing is really known about Duck's family except that he has a sister named Mandi who is just like him. His mother fed him rotten lint when he was just a duckling. He also has an uncle named Uncle Bernie.
  • Duck can be clueless most of the time and sometimes he can be a total genius. He can also invent things.
  • The time machine was Duck's first invention.
  • He speaks Swedovlakian.
  • Duck has been seen in most episodes to be left-handed.
  • Because we saw Duck's family act like him it is possible that all Ducks are like him in this universe.
  • Duck grew up in Nose Nugget Boulevard.
  • Popular wiki user FelixLovesSans includes Duck in his YouTube animated series.


  • Helicopter - Nothing But The Tooth and 8 Lives
  • Space Rocket - Green Banana
  • Time Machine - Blast To The Past
  • Hoverboard - Blast To The Past
  • The Attendatron - Insane In The Brain
  • Octopus Eating Robot - Insane In The Brain
  • Artificial sun
  • A jetpack for three people
  • Hats That Allow You To Enter Into Another's Brain - Insane In The Brain
  • Many more that can only be mentioned by watching Almost Naked Animals.
  • [Intro]

The Name Game

Judy! Judy, Judy bo Budy Bonana fanna fo Fudy Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy!

Lana! Lana, Lana bo Bana Bonana fanna fo Fana Fee fy mo Mana, Lana!

[Verse 1] Come on everybody! I say now let's play a game I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there But a B or an F or an M will appear And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a fo And then I say the name again with an F very plain and a fee fy and a mo And then I say the name again with an M this time and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Pepper! Pepper, Pepper bo Bepper Bonana fanna fo Fepper Fee fy mo Mepper, Pepper!

[Verse 2] But if the first two letters are ever the same, I drop them both and say the name like Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo red For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo ary That's the only rule that is contrary.

Okay? Now say Bo: Bo Now Tony with a B: Bony Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fony Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mony And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme

Kit, Kit bo Bit Bonana fanna fo Fit Fee fy mo Mit, Kit!

[Outro] The Name Game


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