(The episode opens to the Banana Cabana where everyone is chewing loudly while watching tv)
Bunny: Stop chewing so loud! I can’t hear the tv.
Mayor Trout: (On the TV) And it is my esteemed pleasure as your beloved Mayor, (Cut to the Mayor making an announcement in front of a red curtain) to welcome you all, to the unveiling of…ahem!
Eagle: That’s the signal! (Elbow bumps Giraffe)
Giraffe: Right! (Pulls out a pair of gold scissors and cuts the rope but nothing happens)
Mayor Trout: Should’ve never hired clown school dropouts as my bodyguards. (Grabs the rope and pulls it to reveal a giant statue of Mayor Trout) I know declare…this exquisite work of art officially…
(But then Howie is shown flying through the sky in a train)
Howie: YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Giraffe: It’s a bird!
Eagle: No it’s not!
Giraffe: It’s a train!
Mayor Trout: Oh no! It’s…
Piggy, Duck, Bunny, and Octo: Howie?
Howie: Ha ha! Wooooo!
(Howie then crashes the train into the statue which knocks the head off it and Howie crushes Mayor Trout)
Howie: Hey! It’s the mayor! (He and the mayor get up) Cool! Are you okay?
Mayor Trout: Howie, you stu-(The audience gasps in shock at what Mayor Trout is about to call Howie)-pendous silly goose you. (Brushes off Howie)
Goose: Silly? Well I never! (Walks of goofily; laughing)
Howie: Sorry about your statue…
Mayor Trout: That’s ok Howie, accidents happen, frequently, when you’re involved.
(But the rest of the statue then crumples down while the dust from it makes the audience cough and walk away.)
Howie: Ok, well, see ya! (About to leave but is stopped by Mayor Trout)
Mayor Trout: Where do you think you’re going?
Howie: Home sweet home.
Mayor Trout: You think you can clobber me, obliterate this masterpiece, and just stroll away?
Howie: Yes! No! Oh wait, yes! Pass!
Mayor Trout: The answer is no! You flea receptacle-
Howie: Let’s not get too upset. It’s the first time anything like this has ever happened. Right?
(No it wasn’t. Cut to a flashback where Mayor Trout is elected Mayor and then is hit by a rocket being rode on by Howie. Then cut to Mayor Trout graduating school who then gets hit by Howie riding on a rocket powered bike. Finally, cut to Mayor Trout as a child at a birthday party where his mom hands him a cake, but then Mayor Trout gets hit by Howie again but this time Howie is riding in a rocket powered stroller. The flashbacks end.)
Howie: Or…I could be wrong.
Mayor Trout: Howie! I can’t let this continue! I WON’T let this continue! But more importantly, I CAN’T LET THIS CONTINUE!
Howie: What are you trying to say?
Mayor Trout: Howie, I hereby BAN STUNTING…FOREVER!!!
Howie: (Loud gasp) NOOOOOOOOOOOO-(It starts to rain)-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-(Howie is then shown walking away in the rain)-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-(Howie is shown walking to the Banana Cabana in the rain)-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-(Cut to inside the Banana Cabana at the front desk)-OOOOO! (Deeply inhales) Hey guys, what’s new?
Octo: Howie, what’s wrong?
Howie: The mayor banned stunting! Forever!
Octo: Oh no!
Bunny: The mayor banned stunting?
(Howie nods his head yes)
Bunny: On the island?
(Howie nods his head yes again)
Bunny: Forever?
(Howie nods his head yes even more upset)
Bunny: Would you fellas be so kind as to excuse me for just one second.
(Bunny walks off into the elevator and presses the button to close the elevator doors. Inside she can be heard laughing hysterically. Then the elevator door opens and Bunny walks back out to the front desk.)
Bunny: Gee, that’s horrible Howie.
Howie: I know. And why? What did stunting ever do to him?
Bunny: Uh…
Howie: Don’t answer that.
Octo: Maybe if we talk to the mayor, he’d change his mind.
Howie: That’s it! We’ll just show him how safe stunting can be! What could possibly go wrong?
Bunny: Uh…I…
Howie: Wait, don’t answer that.
(Cut to Mayor Trout’s office where he is on the phone)
Mayor Trout: So, I says to him, I don’t care if you’re the president, no one touches my choo-choo trains! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Howie: Mayor! Stop what you’re doing! It’s an emergency! (Grabs the Mayor’s phone) A stunting emergency! (Hangs up the Mayor’s phone)
Mayor Trout: How did you get past my security?
(Mayor Trout’s security guards, Giraffe and Eagle, are shown sharing an ice cream with each other, cut back to Mayor Trout)
Mayor Trout: Ugh…nevermind.
Howie: Mr. Mayor, my lovely assistant Octo and I are here to show you once and for all just how safe stunting can be. Octo, my flamethrower please!
(Octo takes out Howie’s flamethrower and then says “Ooooh…Ahhh…” and then hands it to Howie. Octo then pulls out a target and then Howie presses the button to activate the flamethrower but accidentally sets Mayor Trout on fire.)
Mayor Trout: OOOOWWWW!!! IT FLAMING BURNS!!!
Howie: Ah, the fire goes out that way.
Mayor Trout: OOOWW!
Howie: Octo?
(Octo puts out the fire that’s burning the Mayor with a glass of water.)
Howie: Perhaps I should just move onto my second demonstration. Octo, my pogo stick please.
(Octo hands Howie a pogo stick and then Howie jumps on it. Mayor Trout walks over to Howie.)
Mayor Trout: Hey, this actually doesn’t seem so bad after all.
Howie: And here’s the best part, when I ignite the rockets…
(The rockets from the pogo stick accidentally set Mayor Trout on fire again causing him to scream. Howie’s pogo stick does a loop-de-loop and crashes into Mayor Trout who goes flying while still on fire.)
Mayor Trout: Oh my flesh! Oh-(Crashes into a wall which puts out the fire)Ohhhh…(Falls down from the wall)
(Howie is then shown with a beeping rocket)
Howie: And for my third demonstration-
Mayor Trout: ENOUGH! NO MORE DEMONSTRATIONS! You’ve made me aware of a much bigger problem. YOU! You…ARE…BANNED!
Howie: What are you trying to say?
Octo: You’re banning Howie from the island? But…
Howie: Hey! What if I put on a quick demonstration. Octo my flamethrower please.
Mayor Trout: I’m giving you until sunrise to pack your things and leave, FOREVER!
Howie: As soon as the sun rises huh? (Elbow bumps Octo with each word) Can do! (Begins laughing mischievously with Octo)
Mayor Trout: You’re not planning to blow up the sun to stop it from rising are you?
(Howie and Octo then stop laughing)
Howie: Sort of…
(Cut back to the Banana Cabana’s lobby where Howie comes back with a slingshot on fire and Octo with a welding mask)
Howie: (Throws away the burnt slingshot) Well that didn’t work.
Bunny: How’d it go with the mayor?
(Howie breaks down; crying)
Piggy: Ha! Piggy go get baby bottle, for sniffly baby dog thing! Ha! Ha ha ha ha! (Walks off)
Octo: The mayor banned Howie! Forever!
(Bunny and Duck gasp, Piggy stops walking when he hears those words)
Piggy: What? No dog thing?
(Piggy begins crying while hugging Howie as Howie cries with him)
Piggy: I miss you! Weird, stupid dog thing!
Howie: (Stops crying) I have until sunrise to leave the island! Forever! But I’m not gonna let my last night here with you guys go to waste!
Octo: You’re right! We’re gonna help you have the best night of your life! Whatever you want, just name it!
Howie: Hmmmm…
(Cut to the Banana Cabana at night with soft fancy violin music playing where lots of food are shown in the lounge)
Bunny: Wow! Piggy this is amazing!
Piggy: Piggy make all of banished dog thing’s favorite foods. Piggy make my marinating crust in spitel of old donkey.
Howie: FOOD FIGHT!!! (Throws pies onto Piggy and Sloth)
Sloth: Alright, that’s it!
(Sloth picks up a cupcake and throws it onto Narwhal and some more food gets thrown onto Duck and Bunny. Narwhal, Duck, and Bunny throw food back and then a bunch of foods are shown being thrown around in the air which then hits Narwhal’s band which turns the soft music to rock and roll music. Howie is able to catch some of the thrown food with his mouth and then eats it.)
Howie: Thanks Piggy! This is delicious!